Had I done a proper recon mission on my last wife's medicine cabinet I would be a richer man today. Of course the flip side of that is nothing beats sex with a bipolar woman cycling between depression and mania. But, as classical physics teaches us, for every action there is a reaction, and one will eventualy pay dearly and heavily for that great sex. I figured with the money I lost in my last marriage I could have easily afforded the services of a top tier Hollywood hooker 3 times a week for the duration of our union. As the old adage goes, you are not paying a hooker for sex, you are paying her to leave after sex.

One of the very few benefits of my old age is the brain taking back the dominance it ceded to the heart and penis well over 50 years ago. I am enjoying the fresh blood flow to my head very much. Suddenly doing crossword puzzles is more entertaining than porn....

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